U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
not ubering you a puppy
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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