Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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