i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
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