U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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