i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I've blown a few things in my day
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Randomize
