So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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