im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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