she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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