Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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