Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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