I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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