Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Randomize
