he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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