Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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