Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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