why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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