Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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