my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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