do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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