you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
