Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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