I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Barsexuality is the new black.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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