Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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