im gay
i know
yea but for you.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
