I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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