she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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