Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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