He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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