with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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