are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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