Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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