Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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