Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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