careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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