Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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