I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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