Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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