do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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