how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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