Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Randomize
