Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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