We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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