can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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