Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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