sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I deserve this hangover.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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