Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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