Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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