So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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