Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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