i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
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