don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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