Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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