You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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