carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Randomize
