lets start a swedish sibling band together
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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